 | 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. | |
| 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. | 
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 | 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. | |
| 4. A dog's parents never visit. | 
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 | 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. | |
| 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. |  |
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 | 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.. | |
| 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. | 
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 | 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" | |
| 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. | 
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 | 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. | |
| 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. | 
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 | 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. | |
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And last, but certainly not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. | ||
